Here's A List Of Reasons Why You Should Avoid New York's Subway
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🗓️ 29 January 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is the Bert Show. |
| 0:02.0 | All right, so, Mo, you took a trip to New York this past weekend. |
| 0:05.0 | I know you're always traveling. |
| 0:07.0 | So, one, I would like to know what you were doing in in New York, |
| 0:10.0 | and then also, apparently you rode the train. |
| 0:12.0 | They call it a trainer. I thought they called it a subway. also apparently you rode the train. |
| 0:12.6 | They call it a train or. |
| 0:13.4 | I thought they called it a subway. |
| 0:14.8 | But you can call it the train. |
| 0:15.9 | You call it either one that you like. |
| 0:17.6 | But yes, it was a last minute trip in full transparency. |
| 0:21.1 | I had my dates mixed up and I thought I couldn't make it to New York this week |
| 0:24.8 | because I thought we had an obligation for Birch Big Adventure which is actually this upcoming weekend and so I ended up |
| 0:30.9 | last minute surprising one of my friends and making it to a celebration |
| 0:34.2 | dinner that he's had because he just got a new gig which is a big deal I can't |
| 0:37.7 | announce it yet but it's a big deal so he was having a big celebration party |
| 0:41.7 | and I told him I couldn't be there because I'm |
| 0:43.6 | famous for messing dates up. You really are. Yeah that's my thing. It's what I do. |
| 0:48.0 | I don't like it's just it's they sent out the calendar and then we get the |
| 0:52.0 | emails and then you put it on your |
| 0:53.7 | calendar like how does this happen is it sort of like time blindness but with |
| 0:58.0 | dates like you have date blindness maybe I really honestly don't know what it is |
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