Here’s A Christmas Hot Take: Are These Corny Christmas Movies OFFENSIVE?

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🗓️ 5 December 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Here's a Christmas Hot Take! Those cheesy hallmark movies? Not even fun for a hate-watch! Abby will share the biggest reason why these corny Christmas movies are actually OFFENSIVE!

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0:00.0	It's time to get lost.
0:03.8	Listen to the new soundtrack from Disney's Moana Toos.
0:07.3	Because you've got potential to travel the distance.
0:10.8	I've been existential and lost to existence.
0:14.4	And there is no map to your destination.
0:18.1	No explanation to solve this equation.
0:21.6	In cinemas now.
0:23.6	We gotta get last, cut loose, and lose our way.
0:27.6	There ain't no fun.
0:29.6	The Bert Show.
0:33.6	She wasn't assigned this.
0:34.6	She took it on herself, and now she realizes, be careful what you ask for.
0:38.9	So she's been watching all these cheesy Hallmark Christmas movies.
0:42.0	And now you hate them.
0:43.2	I'm going to admit something controversial.
0:45.1	And maybe it's because I'm on my Scrooge tie raid this year.
0:49.1	But I don't like cheesy Christmas movies.
0:51.3	I'll turn them on in the background for like an atmosphere vibe.
0:54.8	Like if I'm baking cookies, if I'm home with the family, I'll turn on the Hallmark Channel.
0:58.1	Is it possible with another analogy that you would like one beer, but a whole six-pack when you drink it in the same day is too much?
1:09.1	So she had a Hallmark Hangover?
1:10.5	Yeah, Hallmark Hangover maybe because you've assigned yourself to watch all of these movies
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