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So, before we start, if you or the people you're listening with will be offended by

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Hello, I'm Kathy Burke, and welcome to this dark corner of the podcast's fifth,

where candles dimly light, the never-ending hallways, and the echo of a lost soul

goes on and on forever.

And who's that holly denigma running down the sinking staircase of doom?

Oh, it's just Eric, the smoke machine must be up swanning again.

So, welcome to...

As we watch the clouds black out the sun's hopeful rays, we welcome our guests to this crumbling cave.

Now, some podcasts ask their guests about their favourite records,

but on this show, we ask our guests how their funeral casket will look.

Important details, I'm sure you'll agree, so we might as well discuss it now.

And joining me today to tell us all about their fantasy funeral is the wonderful, brilliant...

Hello, Roche.

How you doing?

I'm good, really good, what an intro.

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