Here Lies Diane Morgan

Where There's A Will, There's A Wake

Sony Music

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2022

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

There’s a body bag, an Uber pool and some Harvey’s Bristol Cream… It’s Diane Morgan’s time to die. No funeral for this one - it’s a simple affair with - some might say - an unnecessary amount of burping. Don't forget to wipe then wait Diane... Want to listen to the show ad-free AND get access to extra episodes every week? Subscribe to 6 Feet Under to get access to special bonus episodes where you can join Kathy as she steps away from fantasy and rifles through your real funeral tales. Visit Where There’s A Will There’s A Wake on Apple Podcasts or wheretheresawilltheresawake.com to subscribe. A Somethin’ Else and Sony Music Entertainment productionFind more great podcasts from Sony Music Entertainment at sonymusic.com/podcasts and follow us at @sonypodcasts To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Before we start, if you or the people you're listening with will be offended by f***ing
0:15.0	and f*ing, well it's probably best you turn this f*ing podcast off right now.
0:23.5	Hello, I'm Caffee Burke and welcome to this dark corner of the podcast sphere where
0:29.6	we trudge to the toll of the funeral bell, where hoods are mandatory, a place of eternal
0:37.3	darkness.
0:40.3	What's this to my left?
0:41.7	Oh, it's one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
0:44.6	All right, darling.
0:45.9	All right, Caffee.
0:47.2	Welcome to...
0:49.2	When there's a will, there's a way.
0:55.2	As we watch the sand gradually empty from the hourglass, it's time to welcome our guest
1:00.5	to this decaying domain.
1:03.1	Now some podcasts ask their guests for their favourite records, others their dream meals,
1:09.0	but on this show we ask our guest to plan their fantasy funeral.
1:15.4	I mean it's something that comes to a soul, so why not plan for it now?
1:20.0	And joining me today to tell us all about her fantasy funeral is the quite magnificent...
1:28.4	Diane Morgan.
1:31.2	Hello, darling.
1:34.2	Hello.
1:35.2	Welcome to where there's a will, there's a wake.
1:37.6	Oh, thanks for having me.
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