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Hello, darling, listener, and welcome to this rotting and rancid recording studio down here in the underbelly of hell

Oh, what the fuck was that, mate? I thought you were supposed to be singing, not screeching like a band-shee

Here, let Auntie Caff give you some tips. I'll make you a star.

It's all in the warm up, you see.

You've got to do all this bullshit.

Br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-n.

Anyway, do us a favour, yeah, babe.

Put the mic down and get yourself on vocal rest permanently.

Thank you.

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