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Warning.

This podcast contains a load of swearing.

So if you have little ones in the vicinity, you might want to put some headphones on.

Otherwise, let's f*** crack on.

Hello, Detective Cathy Burke at your service, or maybe not.

Depends whether you survive tonight's little game.

Tonight's tale is quite a scandal.

No murders, no bloodshed, at least not yet.

This could very well be your curtain call to murder.

Ready to solve the mystery?

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