Here Lies Mark Kermode
Where There's A Will, There's A Wake
Sony Music
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2026
⏱️ 39 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I hosted the Critic Circle Awards. |
| 0:01.7 | And Timothy Chalemay was in the front row, okay? And, well, I was always something, slightly, you know, I could take or leave him, and sometimes I found him annoying. Anyway, I told a joke from the stage, and he laughed at it, and I fell in love with him. He was just like, he laughed at my joke, and therefore, he is a great actor. It's so transparently pathetic. Come on in, Deathlings. Allow me to tear your ticket. |
| 0:23.6 | It's Mel transparently pathetic. |
| 0:22.0 | Come on in deathlings. |
| 0:23.3 | Allow me to tear your ticket. |
| 0:27.3 | It's Mel Godreich, welcoming you to the afterlife's last remaining blockbuster, |
| 0:30.9 | where the carpets are sticky and the late fees are eternal. |
| 0:33.1 | And the popcorn is huge. |
| 0:35.9 | Tonight's top pick, it's a smash. |
| 0:40.8 | It's the second to last screening of yet another celebrity's final flickering flick. |
| 0:42.3 | Welcome to... Okay, before I reveal who's a wink, There's a week. |
| 0:55.4 | Okay, before I reveal who's joining us in the podcast Afterlife, a quick message, if you will, from the underworld. |
| 1:01.7 | I just want to say a really huge heartfelt thank you to all of you glorious deathlings who subscribe to Six Feet Under. |
| 1:09.0 | Honestly, your support means the absolute world. We have such a good time making this show for you and reading all those comments and emails, which are brilliantly written. If you'd like to give the show and our team of mortals a bit of extra love, you can subscribe for just £3.99 a month. It kind of keeps the deathly chaos going. It keeps us alive, well, mostly. |
| 1:29.5 | And it means that you'll never miss a moment of the madness. And you get a bonus epp each week, |
| 1:34.0 | and there are zero ads, all for the cost of a coffee at a posh cafe. I tell a lie, I spent £4.20, |
| 1:40.2 | four pounds 20, four pounds 20 on a decaf, cortado with almond milk. So there you go. I'm a twat. So do make sure that |
| 1:47.8 | you subscribe on Apple Podcasts or head to where there's a willersawake.com for all the details. |
| 1:52.2 | We would love you to subscribe. Now, circling back to today's guest, he's the maestro of movie |
| 1:59.6 | dissections himself. He's one half of the elegant, |
| 2:03.5 | the majestic, the beautiful Kermode-Mayo, a man who can unpack a blockbuster with more twists |
| 2:08.8 | than the plot itself. Let's prize open the coffin. Like a DVD case, somebody snapped the hinge |
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