Here Lies Joe Thomas
Where There's A Will, There's A Wake
Sony Music
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I will have done other work by this point. |
| 0:01.7 | So obviously, the Bond lot, obviously. |
| 0:03.7 | The RSC lot, yeah. |
| 0:06.0 | The people I met at the Oscars and the people I met in Hollywood when I went there in my mid-40s. |
| 0:12.5 | Bridgeton, series 34. |
| 0:15.2 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:16.3 | Before we dive head first into the afterlife, a quick word from your resident angel. |
| 0:20.3 | Fancy a bit more chaos from me, the guests and our glorious goddesses with not a single ad in sight. |
| 0:25.1 | Yeah, then go on, treat yourself. |
| 0:27.1 | Hit subscribe on Apple Podcasts or visit Where There's a Willisawake.com to unlock all the six feet under mayhem. |
| 0:34.1 | Hazar, my morbid little merrymakers. |
| 0:36.2 | Welcome to Where There's a Willers Awake, the podcast where each week your favourite celebs come to plan their fantasy funerals. Also, me death gang, you may have noticed that we've given you a couple of extra treats over the past couple of weeks to chew over, and long may that continue. We released our brand spanking new show death dates with our first guest being |
| 0:55.9 | the incredible Kyla Cuyla. Love that woman. And for Halloween, we released Six Feet Under |
| 1:01.2 | for you all to enjoy featuring Alex Lowe, Clinton Baptist and Silla Black. Go check them out. |
| 1:07.9 | You're going to love them. Anyway, she says smugly, welcome to Wittow, Wittowto. |
| 1:25.5 | Now onto this week's guest. He's a mighty fine student here at death school and it's important |
| 1:30.3 | to learn all about death kids because it's the only thing inevitable in life. Yeah, well, |
| 1:35.2 | apart from taxes, your mate getting kicked out of weather spoons and the entire school applauding |
| 1:39.2 | when you drop your lunch tray. So, bus wankers to the back and goths to the front. Can everybody please |
| 1:46.5 | open your textbooks to page 666 in honour of this week's guest? It is, of course, |
| 1:52.7 | Joe Thomas, Joe Thomas, Joe Thomas. I like the way you took that, Joe. |
| 2:03.2 | Normally, what we get is... |
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