FREE EPISODE: Grandad is in the Commercial Bin with Joe Thomas
Where There's A Will, There's A Wake
Sony Music
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 28 November 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Kick the bucket, pop your cloths, push up the daisy, shuffle off this mortal coil. |
| 0:08.0 | Whatever you call being, brown bread, you can still defend oceans, combat deforestation and tackle climate change, even when you're dead. |
| 0:17.0 | As a dawn, leave a gift to Greenpeace in your will |
| 0:21.1 | And be part of the fight that never dies |
| 0:24.4 | We won't rest in peace |
| 0:26.6 | Search Greenpeace Legacy to find out more |
| 0:29.1 | Greenpeace |
| 0:29.8 | I was basically just going around as this carrot |
| 0:31.9 | Basically just being heckled by little kids going |
| 0:34.0 | What are you meant to be? |
| 0:35.4 | And I was like, I'm a carrot, you little shoot. |
| 0:39.0 | Are you an apple? |
| 0:40.1 | Are apples orange? |
| 0:42.0 | Idiot. |
| 0:43.3 | This is just like eight-year-olds. |
| 0:46.0 | Seed, speed, sleep. |
| 0:49.8 | You know what this is, team. |
| 0:51.2 | You're here, you're with us. |
| 0:52.4 | It's a beautiful thing. |
| 0:53.6 | You left us literally seconds ago with Joe spinning for his sins. |
| 0:58.1 | Now this, my friend, is important. |
| 1:01.1 | And I believe you are only the second time while I've been in the chair that this has happened. |
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