Housekeeping notes. I really hate it when people say that and I've just done it.

Ha ha. Listen, you probably know this by now. The party only continues. This was Priz and we're going into the party.

Yeah? On six feet under. Yeah, with me and also the special guest. We'd love it if you joined us.

If you want to be there with us, add free,

that means you can kind of go straight through. Yeah, you know what ad free is. Of course you do. Subscribe on Apple Podcast or go to where there's a world is awake.com. We'd love to see you there. Hello, I'm Mel Gedroach. I've got a really annoying piece of sticky up here. I will be doing that, probably quite a lot.

I'm receptionist

to the celestial stars here at the pearly gates. You might have heard of them, some of them, none of them,

no big deal. You know, when they asked me to do this gig, I didn't factor in the office hours.

It's not your average nine to five. It's more like five to life.

Yes, I'm aware that is a prison sentence.

Just saying the days can be pretty long sat at this desk

and my buttocks are like blood oranges.

It's also a lot of time to ponder the meaning of life,

which, according to a very British AI bot, is complaining about the weather,

queuing like it's an Olympic sport, and apologising, even if you've just in fact been viciously assaulted.

I'm so sorry. Welcome to...

Where there's a wheel, there's a wink? There's a wink. There's a wake.

And who's our ghoulish guest today? I hear you ask. Well, I tell you what, if we're in the market for a new leader, I vote this guy.

It's the brilliant.

Oh my goodness.

I hope great.

What an incredible honour.

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