How do you do, Dio, friends? I've never said that before and I doubt I ever will again.

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Good evening. I'm Mel Gerdroich, Celestial Secretary and occasional news reporter from the afterlife.

Well, there's a lot of shit going down here, and I do love a gossip.

Today's headlines are Steve Jobs and Alexander Graham Bell are going head to head on who is the real king of comms.

And Dale Winton's doing a supermarket mine sweep on Val Kilmer's welcome champagne.

Welcome to...

And we're to-woo-to-wo-to-o-wa...

Where there's a-wink, there's a wink.

And here to tell us all about how people will be mourning him.

It's the fantastic...

Glenbo, Glenbo, Leigh, Leigh, Leigh, Leigh, Leigho, Leighambo.

Was that you?

They went big on that. They went really big. Because... Apparently don't do it for any of the other guests. We do. I have to say we do. But that was a really long one. Yeah. That's the most I've heard my name. Isn't that great? Yeah. How are you, Glenn? I'm really well, thank you. Thank you for having me, Mel. It's bloody marvellous to have you on. Thanks. You're a busy man and I appreciate you dropping by. No, no, no. It's what a pleasure it is to die in your company. Before we die, before you die, I've died many times, darling. I'd like to let these blooming dudes who want to sell you something take over.

Don't go anywhere.

We'll be back after this short break.

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