I think he's pushed me down the stairs because Jordan's afraid of lifts.

He doesn't like lifts.

So we often take the stairs together and I just think I made some sort of slightly

passive aggressive comment and he just goes like pushes me.

And I go tumbling down the stairs.

I think it was a knife in the neck.

Oh wow.

Okay.

It's a graphic.

I'd like to talk to a therapist about this.

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