I'm not sold on the pugs, I'll see.

I feel tight.

I know people love them and I don't.

This show, we're very dog friendly.

Yeah.

I mean, I don't want to alienate anyone.

No, exactly.

You know, and even sausage dog's so cute, I'd be scared the thing was going to break its neck or its back or its pussy or it's crack. Oh, no. Shuffle forward, spectral listeners, it's me Mel Gerdruch running the whole joint while the management's at lunch.

Yeah, I'm not the one with the old lightning bolts and Shuffle forward, spectral listeners, it's me Mel Gerdroach running the whole joint while the management's at lunch.

Yeah, I'm not the one with the old lightning bolts.

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm more the clipboard and lanyard end of eternity.

This is where the curtains come down, but there's time for one last bow.

Welcome to... Where there's a will

there's a wink

there's awake

your dog damn right

pardon my French

this is where there's a will is awake

and each week a freshly cinded

celeb drifts into this audio afterlife

to spill their dying wishes and beans.

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