I know you keep testing me on this.

I told Mel earlier that I know Beyonce. And ever since she's been nitpicking, I was in a music video of Beyonce. And I know she thinks I'm lying. Oh, no, I don't. I've never told a lie in my life. I've never told a lie in my life, Mel. I was in a video. You're not going to catch me out on it. I just can't remember what video it was, alright? Hello, my stunning little death hans.

Hun. A video. Are you not going to catch me out on it? I just can't remember what video it was, alright?

Hello, my stunning little death, hans.

Hun, very poor Hollywood.

You're right on.

It's me, Melgaardroyd, receptionist at the pearly gates.

Here to meet and greet all of your favourite dead celebs

and ask all the questions you usually save for a third glass of Lamborghini.

Welcome to...

Well, there's a wheel.

There's a wink.

There's a wink.

Now, on to this week's guest.

She's Britain's answer to Oprah Winfrey.

Oh yeah.

And she's a woman who runs her charity shop like an organ bank.

Donations welcome with open arms but not open legs, wink, wink.

It's the one.

I'm so excited.

It's the only...

Charity shop, too.

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