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Where There's A Will, There's A Wake

Here Lies Charity Shop Sue

Where There's A Will, There's A Wake

Sony Music

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Beyonce, BuzzBallz and Bullwell Market. Britain's answer to Mother Theresa/Oprah Winfrey/Angelina Jolie aka CHARITY SHOP SUE, has passed on (to a better branch in the sky). Rest in peace hun x Want the episodes ad free AND extra content from Mel and the guests, PLUS everything from the Kathy Burke archive? 6 Feet Under gets knee deep in all your cracking correspondence. Head to wheretheresawilltheresawake.com to subscribe. AND If you've got a story for us, send it over to mel@deathpodcast.co.uk A Sony Music Entertainment production. Find more great podcasts from Sony Music Entertainment at sonymusic.com/podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

I know you keep testing me on this.

0:01.6

I told Mel earlier that I know Beyonce. And ever since she's been nitpicking, I was in a music video of Beyonce. And I know she thinks I'm lying. Oh, no, I don't. I've never told a lie in my life. I've never told a lie in my life, Mel. I was in a video. You're not going to catch me out on it. I just can't remember what video it was, alright? Hello, my stunning little death hans.

0:24.5

Hun. A video. Are you not going to catch me out on it? I just can't remember what video it was, alright?

0:21.7

Hello, my stunning little death, hans.

0:24.5

Hun, very poor Hollywood.

0:25.9

You're right on.

0:26.9

It's me, Melgaardroyd, receptionist at the pearly gates.

0:30.9

Here to meet and greet all of your favourite dead celebs

0:33.2

and ask all the questions you usually save for a third glass of Lamborghini.

0:37.9

Welcome to...

0:38.9

Well, there's a wheel.

0:46.5

There's a wink.

0:48.5

There's a wink.

0:52.0

Now, on to this week's guest.

0:53.8

She's Britain's answer to Oprah Winfrey.

0:55.4

Oh yeah.

0:55.8

And she's a woman who runs her charity shop like an organ bank.

0:59.6

Donations welcome with open arms but not open legs, wink, wink.

1:02.8

It's the one.

1:03.9

I'm so excited.

1:05.0

It's the only...

1:07.0

Charity shop, too.

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