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Hello and welcome back to the U of Podcast. I'm Tradana Aberham.

And I am Jared Fried. Tradana, it's a pleasure to be back here with you this holiday season.

I hope people are sending you their trees for judgment. I hope so too. We're recording this

before the episode where we ask people to as come out, but I'm sure if they if it was on Wednesday,

I would say that I've been getting dozens of trees just ready to judge them all. I can't wait

to see Kylie's. She has the big one. Be careful when you make fun of a

gender. She has a designer. Oh really? I think she has someone who comes into her house and matches

it with her interior decor. Well, I made fun of one of her charcuterie boards. The joke to me,

and maybe I didn't do it right because there's been some division, is basically the

Kardashians always put things out there. And if they don't tag someone, we're kind of led to

believe that they're like doing this in their free time and you're left to like feel like shit.

So it's like she put a charcuterie board out didn't tag anyone and I'm like, okay,

just let us know you didn't make this. Like don't like it's like don't hide the nanny.

That should be the name of a book. Don't hide the nanny. Like everyone should live that way.

Like listen, it's okay to have privilege. It's okay to have money. Just don't lie.

Like you don't have these things. I think I'm like almost honest to a fault with this stuff because

I am a because I love talking shit about this type of thing. So I said I was like

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