Here Are The Most Wildly Incorrect Things Men Have Thought About Women’s Bodies!
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🗓️ 9 July 2024
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the Bird Show. |
| 0:02.0 | So there was a singles event in Atlanta that if I believe correctly that before I left you were |
| 0:09.4 | really like kind of hyped about. |
| 0:11.4 | Yeah, because I'm really good in person like my problem |
| 0:14.9 | isn't necessarily keeping guys around once I get to the first date it's just |
| 0:18.3 | getting to the first date so like this is perfect I'm gonna show up to a bar in Atlanta that's known for having a lot of like hot single people, Lady Bird. |
| 0:27.0 | And I'm going to show up and hopefully like I'm a meet somebody that's also going to be hot and single and I'm being hot and single and |
| 0:33.2 | then I can stop talking about dating on this freaking show. So is this a singles event |
| 0:38.9 | or is this like a random Saturday or Sunday because it feels to me like it's always |
| 0:42.2 | singles at Lady Bird. |
| 0:43.4 | Yeah, well there's a lot of couples there too. |
| 0:45.2 | Every time I go I'm like, oh that person's hot and then you see them walking with their |
| 0:48.3 | girlfriend and you're like, okay, well that defeats the purpose of you being hot, |
| 0:52.1 | all right, whatever. Just like go hide away in your apartment. |
| 0:54.8 | Like, once you find your person, |
| 0:56.2 | leave the rest of us alone, |
| 0:57.6 | we're still out here in the streets fighting. |
| 0:59.4 | So we've been talking about the bachelorette and Bachelor |
| 1:01.8 | a lot today, and a former Bachelor contestant Lexi |
| 1:04.8 | hooked up with Lady Bird and did this whole event called Hot and Single. |
| 1:08.8 | And I was planning on going and then I ended up not going because my friend had canceled on me and also like there was going to be so much traffic going downtown and I was already getting dinner with a friend and there's just so much going on that night. |
| 1:20.0 | It was raining and I was just kind of like I just feel like all the stars are telling me not to go. |
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