Here Are The Most UNHINGED Voice Prompts We’ve Heard On Dating Apps!
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🗓️ 10 July 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue and old cliche you only have one chance at a first impression. That's why they call it a first impression, right? |
| 0:06.5 | So on dating apps you better |
| 0:09.9 | Like make that first impression really really solid if you want to date and as Abby has told us here now time and time again on hinge |
| 0:18.7 | The voice prompts that dudes are listening are |
| 0:24.0 | Listening are posting are just really really bad |
| 0:28.9 | Hinge truly is the eighth layer of hell and any single girl or guy who's ever been on there for longer than five seconds |
| 0:36.6 | Well, though it is the wild wild west people do just about anything to show off their personalities and try and get your attention through these voice prompts |
| 0:44.4 | So essentially you'll be scrolling through these different profiles |
| 0:46.9 | You'll see some pictures of some guys would be like this guy looks normal and then you press playing you're like |
| 0:51.4 | So I decided I'm gonna go on a tour day, but show affiliates and change my location to different locations |
| 0:57.7 | All right, so today we're gonna be focusing on what city we're going to chat a new |
| 1:00.7 | The new guy alright, so if you are listening on |
| 1:04.7 | 103 7 kiss FM and chat a new year about to get railed on |
| 1:08.6 | No, just these particular dudes on Hinge do have really cringe worthy voice prompts |
| 1:13.0 | We have had dozens of callers on this show over the years that have said that they finally bad to date with the guy that was |
| 1:21.7 | Really really great looking and |
| 1:24.3 | What he did wrong on that first date was talk |
| 1:28.6 | Some of you need to know that you're so good looking that this voice prompting is not necessary |
| 1:34.8 | No, I mean, I love a good voice like sometimes someone can have a sexy voice and it can totally turn you in the right direction |
| 1:40.9 | But if it depends on what you're saying and one thing that I learned about the guys from chatty chatty nuga is that they love their food |
| 1:48.6 | They love that so I'm not completely sure if everyone's seen the cubic rules of food |
| 1:54.5 | But it basically boils down to the one main point of contention that popped hearts are in fact |
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