Here Are The Most UNHINGED Dating App Voice Prompts From Kansas City!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 31 July 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The first show makes a lot of sense. Why Abby earlier today this morning on the show |
| 0:05.8 | Deleted all of her dating apps. I deleted them for the first time in eight years |
| 0:09.9 | I downloaded them when I went to college bright. I'm bushy tailed thinking I was gonna find an ass little boyfriend eight years later |
| 0:15.6 | No luck. So they are officially off my phones my phone except for hinge |
| 0:19.4 | So which I've kept for this one purpose to shame men on the radio |
| 0:24.2 | And show what what it's really like and you'll be like yeah, I get what you've deleted them now |
| 0:28.2 | So explain that to those not on hinge exactly what these voice prompts are so hinge has this profile feature where yes |
| 0:36.9 | You can put your photos you can put |
| 0:39.3 | written responses to questions that you can respond to but there's an option where you can actually use your voice |
| 0:44.9 | And it's a great idea for people like me who like find voices really sexy like you can hear what somebody's voice sounds like but |
| 0:52.5 | This power has been used for evil to wear men |
| 0:55.2 | I've just been using and I'm saying men because I only see men's profiles. That's what I am looking for on apps |
| 1:02.3 | They just are using it in all the wrong ways where they are doing like |
| 1:07.8 | Celeb Impressions, but it's really cringey or they're just like getting super high and responding to these messages and just giving you the most bizarre |
| 1:16.2 | Things to listen to it's it's the first impression. I mean, it's a bold first impression if you're gonna use it |
| 1:22.0 | Bold is a word you could use |
| 1:25.2 | To be fair, we tried to do our own like hinge voice prompts. It is harder than you then you think it's gonna be sure |
| 1:31.8 | But some of these do's it's just like come on man. If it's not gonna set you apart from everybody else |
| 1:36.2 | Then don't do it at all. Don't do it at all |
| 1:38.2 | So I have now been going on a tour day bird show affiliates where I have gotten sick of the men in our city |
| 1:44.5 | And I've decided why not use hinge for good and actually get to share the voice prompts from different cities |
| 1:50.7 | Where we are broadcasted. So last time we did it. It was Chattanooga this time. I have moved my location to Kansas City |
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