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This week, we talk about one dude that has got it all worked out out like, hey, I'm going to knock you up twice and I'm going to knock her up three times.

He wants five kids. He's got a blueprint and all these women are going for it.

And also, we get to a pretty morbid but insightful talk about death,

like how many times we think about death during the week?

You're welcome.

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All right, stalking is no joke, man.

This story right here will freak you out, so much so that I think we got to do it in more than one part here.

Yeah, this is a saga.

So Cassie came across this and she was like, I was so invested, I read through the entire thing,

we're gonna do this in chapters.

But this guy is completely unhinged.

It's a woman's coworker that reaches out to her to let her know how he really feels.

So imagine you're in the office, one day out of the blue you get a text message from a

coworker and it says this, hey I hope your weekend has started nicely.

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