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Her Sleeping Son Forced Her To Skip A Major Life Event!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

What major event did you sleep through? For shame! Kristin shares the monumental moment her sleeping child forced her to skip!

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0:00.0

Kids love to discover new things with their mouths.

0:05.0

But some things aren't safe.

0:08.0

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0:15.0

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0:23.0

What major life event did you sleep through?

0:27.0

You just miss the whole dang thing.

0:30.0

1 855 Bertio, 237, 876.

0:34.3

Tired, tired, tired.

0:35.9

These are major things that are going on in front of you.

0:38.2

Well, not just in front of you,

0:39.6

but like you had on your schedule

0:41.2

and you just managed to sleep through it.

0:43.2

For instance, my son slept through the entire wedding

0:47.3

this past weekend.

0:49.4

And he was supposed to be in the wedding.

0:57.6

You know better than to wake up a toddler. I'm not and I wasn't going to. So Jimmy's three and a half. He still takes naps pretty much on the regular which is a blessing and he skipped a nap.

1:02.6

Thursday when we drove down to Kentucky,

1:05.6

he skipped a nap Friday because he was playing with his cousins.

1:10.1

So come Saturday, five o'clock, time for the wedding.

1:14.0

This kid was in my arms.

1:16.0

I mean, he was out and I was not about to wake him up.

1:22.0

So it wasn't like a, it wasn't a super and I was not about to wake him up.

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