Her New Man Only Dates Girls With THIS Max Body Count!

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🗓️ 1 May 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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He told her he has a MAX body count for the girl he's willing to date. Her number exceeds that number...should she continue to date him? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Must remember do not forget
0:08.0	remind me to bring photo ID
0:11.0	reminder set babe can you make sure I don't forget Photo ID. Reminder, set.
0:13.0	Babe, can you make sure I don't forget my photo ID when I vote?
0:17.0	All right, love.
0:20.0	However you remember, you'll need photo ID to vote on the 2nd of May.
0:24.7	Find out more at Electoralcommission.org. UK slash voter ID.
0:30.5	You're on, the Bert show.
0:32.2	Men and women are very different.
0:34.0	This is not a new concept, but when it comes to moving on from a breakup,
0:37.0	they definitely have very, very different tactics,
0:40.0	and some may say one is right and one is not right in a way to move on as far as
0:44.3	how they process a break in terms of how to process a breakup and how to move on.
0:48.5	I feel like men after a breakup will just go with the next girl because they don't
0:52.1	want to process the emotions
0:53.3	and they need a girl to make them feel good.
0:55.1	When a girl is in a breakup she's like, I'm getting new hair.
0:58.7	A whole new personality.
1:00.1	New gym.
1:01.1	New wardrobe.
1:02.1	Going to an Ivy League school to get a new degree might even move
1:04.2	like I really do believe you always level up after these traumas hundred percent that's why
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