You're on The Virt Show.

Excuse me, while I make one final edit to my attack ad for Abby.

What?

As she just a couple of seconds ago made it a whole bunch easier, not knowing East from West.

Thank you. I appreciate you.

Our political attack ads that you guys been asking about, we are putting those off till next hour.

They got a little racy this year.

Yeah.

We said we weren't going to talk about politics, so we really haven't at all.

We wanted this sort of to be just a safe haven't away from all of that stuff, except you guys kept telling us,

you got to do the political attack ads that we've been doing every four years forever, right?

So we got them.

All of ours just turned out to be a little racy.

So we're going to do it in a time of the show when there are less kids listening.

Yes. Even though most kids are out of school today because it is an election day, we're still going to be cautious because we're just a bunch of immature fools in this studio that can't write anything without making it dirty.

You know, I did want to mention one thing about the election today.

And I thought this was really, really important.

And I'm not talking about Republicans and Democrats.

I'm just talking about the state of the country because there really is this bubbling anxiety.

And I certainly understand it.

In fact, I think I read survey the other day that 70% of Americans are nervous about this election, right?

Well, first of all, being nervous, not going to do anything about it. The only control you have is going out in voting, right? Well, first of all, being nervous, not going to do anything about it.

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