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So Cassidy wants to ask a dangerous question this morning.

I'm doing something that every man listening in their car will be like, and probably 75% of women also will be like, what is wrong with you?

And I'm hiding it from my husband until he found out.

And it all backfired on me. And he is mad bad.

Now, it's not an affair it's not i'm spending money and

he doesn't know it i've been feeding a possum outside our trailer and that's the most white trash thing

i've ever said you have never sounded more louisiana than you do right now because if you didn't

know possums can't get rabies their body temperature temperature is too low, so I feel safe doing this.

Now, when I came home one day, I was surprised by the Bert Show staff because they decorated my trailer in backyard with beautiful Christmas decorations.

And I know it's almost April.

It's March.

Okay.

Stay with me.

They made me so happy that I've kept them up.

So one night when I came home, I heard a rustling under the

Christmas tree. And I'm like, what's that? And this little possum, it was really cold, ran out from under the

Christmas tree. And I'm like, oh, little baby bear. It's a little possum. And we have rabbits that live

under our bridge. We live by some woods. Okay. We've got woods budding up to the back of our property is ridiculous word, or backyard. And I've seen deer, I've seen rabbits, all this stuff.

So me being a sustainable girl, whenever I'm done with vegetables that I don't want to keep

where they're starting to turn in the fridge, I dump them in the woods for the animals to eat

because I am nice.

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