Are we there yet, Dad?

Uh, nearly.

Dad, are we there yet?

Soon, darling, aye.

Are we there yet?

Soon, just be round the corner.

Dad!

I know, I know, are we there yet?

No. Are we lost, Dad?

Aye, I think so.

Should have gone to Speck, save us. Book an eye test online.

The Bird Show.

All right, let's get Karen on here. She's peeved. A little peeped.

Hey, Karen, your husband is getting his workwife a gift for Valentine's Day. Yep. All right. So what are we all upset about? Tell us about

what's going on with your husband. Tell us about this woman and why you're feeling a certain way about it.

Yeah, I just need some outside perspective before I confront him.

So I was putting laundry away yesterday, and I found a target bag tucked in the back of the closet.

And, you know, of course, I peeped inside.

Duh, it's a target bag who wouldn't peek inside.

Yeah, exactly.

And I realized it was the purchases my husband had made

for me for valentine's day so I was looking and there's a sweet card for me and my favorite

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