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Her Husband Doesn't Think She Deserves A Push Present Because She's Having A C-Section!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Since she's having a C-Section, her husband thinks she doesn't deserve a push present. Welp, there's two women on The Bert Show who have had C-sections, and they have a lot to say about this! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The virtue if she's having a C section

0:04.8

Why does she deserve a push present?

0:08.1

That's hubby's thinking I bet when he brought that up he

0:12.7

Docked really really quick and the best part is my friend wouldn't have minded not getting a present for the birth of her child

0:20.4

But when he brought it up that way she got pissed

0:23.8

So this is her second child for her first child she did get a push present

0:27.8

No, it was just like a present to commemorate the baby's birth

0:31.0

It was their first child all that stuff and she gave birth

0:34.6

Vaginally well for the second one much like me like she had to get a C section and so her husband

0:40.8

Told her and he wasn't joking

0:43.0

He's like I'm not getting you a push present. I just want to give you a heads up and

0:47.4

She's like why like our second child is just as important as the first I don't need it

0:51.6

But I don't understand the change of thinking because it's not like I pushed you for a push present on our first one

0:57.1

You came to the table willingly and surprised me was something so why not this one?

1:00.8

He goes well, it would be disingenuous. It's not a push present

1:03.9

You're not pushing the baby out the doctors are doing all the work. Oh, by pulling the baby out of you

1:09.9

C section surgery so because it's a push present you're not pushing so I'm not gonna get you a push present

1:15.2

I love a man's logic. Oh my god. Does he have a job wish? I think he has it that way

1:20.1

What logic

1:22.3

She was just like I wouldn't have worried about it

1:25.6

And I wouldn't have thought twice if you didn't get me and oh, I might have thought twice

1:28.5

But I wouldn't have said anything. I wouldn't have been hurt if you hadn't gotten me something

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