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Her Girlfriend Bribed Her With $1,000 So She Wouldn’t Do THIS In Savannah!

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🗓️ 18 March 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Does Producer Keity’s girlfriend owe her $1,000? She bribed her with cash to make sure Keity didn't do THIS in Savannah! Did she do it anyway?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.1

Our producer Katie thinks her girlfriend might owe her $1,000.

0:04.4

Now, just to give you some context before she even gets into this, Katie is part of our youth group that went down to Savannah for the shenanigans for St. Patrick's Day, right?

0:13.2

And on the line for the weekend was $1,000, right?

0:18.0

If you won the competition, you won $1,000.

0:22.3

If you lost and you had to paint your face green like amber has had to do all week long so there's a thousand dollars on the

0:26.8

line while they were doing all these goofy shenanigans over the weekend so katie you can take it

0:31.0

from there yes so before the weekend even happened i went down the list of what the shenanigans were. I told my girlfriend,

0:39.3

I was like, look, I'm going to Savannah. This is what's on the line. She's like, oh, okay, that sounds

0:43.4

fine. So I start listing off the things like, you know, make out with another TBS member, get up on

0:49.8

stage at Amber's Club that she used to, quote unquote, perform at. You know, I'm giving her all the

0:55.3

list of things and she decides to provide a counteroffer. This is actually very respectful of you

1:01.4

to do by the way. I love this communication and like, hey, you know, because how long have you

1:06.6

guys been dating again? Six months. Okay, six months. And you guys you guys are pretty serious right and so to be

1:12.7

to present this and be like hey this is what we're doing it's all about having fun but of course

1:18.0

I would never want to do anything that makes you uncomfortable because there's definitely some things

1:21.4

that we throw on there could make a significant other uncomfortable so I commend you for having that

1:25.6

you know conversation before you bounce.

1:27.8

Just want to let you know that I might end up naked on a stage at a strip club.

1:31.5

Hey, just want to let you know I might be making out with a coworker this weekend.

1:35.1

That's nicey.

1:35.8

By you telling her first, you clearly didn't want to win.

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