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One of my friends might have ruined one of her girlfriends' bachelor's bachelor's parties,

and it hasn't even started.

Let me set the scene for you.

So she has been very excited about this bachelor's party because we are entering like our late 20s, early 30s,

which means we get to stop going to Nashville and Vegas.

And we get to start going to fun bachelorette places like Napa. So to stop going to Nashville and Vegas and we get to start going to fun

Bachelorette places like Napa. So they are going to Napa towards the end of September,

which I guess is like the best time to go because it's when the grapes are being really

grapy. Yeah. The grapes are graphing. They're especially gra grapy around September. And what's really cool about this

trip is not only is it to Napa, but a lot of the expenses have been paid for because this specific

bride and her fiance's family come from money. So they're going to get like a very nice Airbnb and

they're going to go all these fancy tours and they're going to bring back some wine. Like it is going to be a dream bachelor's vacation.

And one of the parts about this vacation that is going to be a dream or what most people would

consider a dream is the bride is taking his family, so her fiance's family's private

jet to Napa with all of her friends,

which is like, is that not the dream scenario to fly into the Napa Valley Airport?

You don't even have to fly into SFO or to San Jose and they take like the hour and have Uber and then you get there.

Like you just get to be right there in your PJ.

I want a friend with a private jet.

So here's the problem.

My friend who is going on this Bachelorette trip does not want to go on the private jet.

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