Her Four Year Old Told Their Babysitter That She Has A WHAT?!
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🗓️ 5 June 2025
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.3 | Here's your kid warning because I'm about to say something inappropriate. |
| 0:04.6 | Please do. |
| 0:05.2 | My four-year-old son told a babysitter I have a hairy penis. |
| 0:08.9 | Stop. |
| 0:11.2 | I am shookish. |
| 0:12.8 | I'm not surprised. |
| 0:14.8 | He said that you had a hairy penis? |
| 0:17.1 | I am shooketh. |
| 0:18.7 | There are times, there are very few times that I am speechless. |
| 0:22.0 | I did not see that coming. |
| 0:23.5 | Jimmy told our babysitter, I have a hairy penis. |
| 0:27.9 | Okay. |
| 0:28.6 | What's the origin story here? |
| 0:31.3 | Well, okay, so I wanted to do yoga yesterday, but Bart had to work on the condo. |
| 0:39.1 | So we hit up our babysitter, whom we adore. |
| 0:42.1 | And she came over and hung out with jimmy jam. |
| 0:46.3 | That's his nickname, and that's what she loves calling him. |
| 0:49.1 | Jimmy jam! |
| 0:50.3 | And so he is at this beautiful little precocious age. |
| 0:57.3 | And the stuff that he says, not intentionally, it's just hilarious. |
| 1:03.6 | It's hilarious what they say and do. |
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