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Her First One Night Stand Ever Went Totally Sideways!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

She was planning on having her first one night stand…until he took off his shirt. What did she see that made her stop in her tracks?!

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0:00.0

Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you

0:08.3

slide by on track to your

0:15.0

there,

0:20.0

the care in the world as you simply lean back. And before you know it, you're there.

0:21.0

This is how travels should feel, on all trains it does a vante west coast feel good travel Hey, the Bird Show.

0:34.0

So I have a friend in California who is convinced that it was God,

0:37.8

God that stopped her first one nightstand.

0:41.5

All right, where do I even start?

0:42.8

I'm going to try to relay this correctly.

0:45.1

So she's in her 40s now and she got divorced a couple of different years ago.

0:49.7

Always been pretty straight narrow, right, right?

0:57.2

Always follow the rules, very religious, never really stepped out of her comfort zone quite a bit,

0:59.6

but now she's divorced and she's out dating now

1:01.9

and she's a little little living a little bit more

1:04.0

wild now than she used to. Oh she had her ho face. Well she was trying to be. So she

1:10.4

goes out with some girlfriends one night and they are sitting at a bar and a guy approaches

1:17.0

the group, which is always a bold move for a guy.

1:19.8

When women are there and bunches, man, you better have some confidence to do that absolutely

1:23.6

because they are looking to rip you up so he approaches the group and he approaches

1:28.0

her specifically and while she's not initially like physically attracted to him, she likes these like these like meatheads that used to go out with back in the day.

1:37.5

Oh yeah, the gym rats.

1:39.0

Right, the gym rats and it was California thing. That's her thing. This guy wasn't that but he was charming. Very very charming made

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