Her Father Wants To Attend His Funeral Before He Dies?!
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🗓️ 1 June 2022
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're on the virtue. So her dad is already questing a funeral |
| 0:05.7 | Before he passes away |
| 0:08.6 | Anybody done a memorial for somebody before they passed away |
| 0:12.0 | She knows it's not normal |
| 0:14.0 | But wondering if she should actually do it or not one eight five five virtue |
| 0:18.8 | She writes first let me be clear. I know this isn't normal |
| 0:21.9 | But I want to see if anybody else has ever done this |
| 0:25.6 | Herds you guys talking about DMX in this funeral the other day |
| 0:29.0 | You guys were joking about how you wanted your funeral to be planned. I think you said something like |
| 0:34.2 | No suits nothing formal because it didn't fit your personality. Yeah, that's exactly what I said |
| 0:39.6 | That I wouldn't want anybody like all sitting in a church or a synagogue or whatever all addressed up in formal wear |
| 0:46.2 | Or suits and ties on I don't even know how to wear a tie right so I would want |
| 0:52.6 | My funeral to be somewhere on a beach where people are hanging out |
| 0:56.6 | I want people in flip flops, you know if we're gonna plan something |
| 1:00.2 | So she also writes let me take this one step further |
| 1:03.4 | So my dad is 65 and he's battled cancer twice and beat it both times |
| 1:09.8 | Here's the thing he wants us to have a funeral |
| 1:13.0 | now in capital letters before he passes away |
| 1:17.4 | He hates the idea that everybody will honor him when he's not around |
| 1:21.4 | Is that weird she says he wants to give us the money to have all his friends come in from all over the country |
| 1:29.2 | He wants to say one last goodbye now |
| 1:32.2 | So if the cancer comes back and left peace knowing he saw everybody before he dies |
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