The Bert Show. All right, Abby, so your family has a family group chat. One kind of sideways this

weekend. Yeah, let me bring you into my weekend because I typically don't participate too much in the

family group chat. Normally there's just random stuff going on. People sending dog pictures,

talking about what's going on in their weekend. And on Saturday, in the middle of my big Nashville birthday trip, where I was out on Broadway,

having a good time, drinking a lot of margaritas, they decided to bring up one of the most

important decisions that you can make as a new parent. So for context, my younger cousin,

Ali, is pregnant. She's having her first kid in September. We're very excited. She's having a

girl. And all of a sudden, around like 4 p.m.

While I'm at Jason Aldean's rooftop bar, I get a text from her in the family group chat that said,

okay, we've decided on a first name.

We know what we're going to name our baby girl come September.

They've decided they're going to name her L.

L all stop.

We're very excited for her.

But then she goes, you know, now we've got to pick, we've got to pick the second name. We've got to

pick the middle name and we have no idea what to choose. And here's some live footage from the

family group chat. And you can just see exactly where my head's at the moment my text start rolling in.

So she goes, okay, we need to pick a middle name.

We're going to do Elle.

What do we choose for the middle?

And so I send her a first text.

I go, well, Marie is a family name.

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