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Her Ex Kept An Itemized Spreadsheet Of All Her Spending! Petty Or Practical?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

A TikTok'er posted a copy of a color-coded, itemized spreadsheet that her ex-boyfriend prints MONTHLY of their shared expenses! What do you think? Healthy or NUTS? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:57.9

Real quick here. Let's play a game called Could You Be This Cool? Okay. Cassie sent me

1:05.8

this this morning and this is from an Instagram story. And in picture one, random dude, is

1:14.1

standing over a grave with roses, balloons, pink and purple balloons, mylar balloons,

1:24.7

and he's looking down kind of solemnly. And the text says supporting my man while he

1:34.3

wishes his ex a happy birthday. And in slide two from Tasha, it's no, I did not know her,

1:43.9

never met her in my life. But I know she had my man's heart before she left. So with

1:50.3

that being said, I support whatever it is he wants to do. He asked me to go with him to

1:57.0

place some flowers at her grave for her birthday. I said yes, of course, dot, dot, dot, but

2:02.2

me being in parentheses extra AF. I said, um, she needs balloons to inner favorite colors

2:10.7

when he bought her the flowers and balloons. I said to myself, you know what? I don't

2:14.9

even know you, but happy birthday. I'm buying you some balloons and flowers too. I got him

2:21.5

love. He he's in good hands. Happy heavenly birthday, boss chick, Olifa. I heard so many

2:30.1

good things about you. So keep applying pressure all in heaven and all and then hard, hard,

2:35.7

hard celebration, emoji celebration, emoji. That's pretty cool. It's extremely cool.

2:40.4

That's special person right there. Yeah, it is. Could you do it?

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