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Her Ex Boyfriend’s Petty Revenge Cost Her *HOW* Much?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

A Chicago woman settled with the City after her ex-boyfriend bought a $500 car in her name and LEFT IT it at the airport parking lot for nearly 3 years! You won’t believe how much it cost her! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm going to let them walk around in the store with their bads. You can scare a special

2:05.7

one if I don't let them do it. I must be racist. You know I'm racist. You can just use

2:14.8

Amazon and get everything on time. What the fuck is wrong with you people? You literally

2:22.1

let your children run through the whole damn store. Not in over all the boys. You're just

2:28.5

like, oh, no, come on now. When I was little, I got to talk before. I got into the stupid

2:33.7

store. I wasn't allowed to touch anything and I knew if I did, I was going to get my

2:37.4

butt busted. What the hell is wrong with you? Listen, I know that I work at the most magical

2:42.8

place on earth, but it's not my fault, but UPS foster. Stuffed Mickey for your kids birthday

2:48.1

party. And now I ruined this party. Give me a right. It's a Mickey. You purchased one

2:53.3

for $5 at Walmart. Get a license. Super. Oh, man. I'm magical. So much anger. So much joy.

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