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This is the bird show. My niece is married and I made my son wear a dead dog's tie to her

wedding. Is this a fever dream No, it is not.

So my niece Kelsey is married now to her wife Jules.

They are the most beautiful couple and they had the most

spectacular wedding and because this was an LGBT-plus wedding we wanted to represent

and I asked my niece because Jimmy was going to be a part of the wedding.

All the kids that are in the family, they were going to be like the flower girls in the ring bears coming down the aisle,

you know, before Kelsey made her way down the aisle.

And I go, okay okay so what is Jimmy

supposed to wear and they're just like we're just telling all the kids to wear something

colorful right so I got him his first suit I got him like this adorable navy suit you could have just barred one of mine again

I'm only five for if you guys didn't know that's the joke. That's a joke. So he had an

adorable navy suit and these cute little dress shoes his first pair of dress

shoes his first suit and then I got the most precious rainbow bow tie, right?

Yeah, and it was just like, I couldn't wait

because it was like, it's classy and he's just gonna look so handsome.

And the bow tie got delayed.

So we were leaving Thursday right after the show,

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