The Bird Show. Even before I get into the email here, what's your knee-jerk reaction that Barbies now are in some way scandalous?

Not surprising. No? As somebody who played with Barbies, I know what's going on behind closed doors.

What's scandalous about what's going on behind closed doors in your house? What's not scandalous about having Barbies? It's like the original real world. Like the

imagination of an eight-year-old would send the Hills producers into a tizzy. So it's not necessarily

the Barbies. It's what the girls are doing with the Barbies. It's the scandalous part. Correct. Yeah. If the

Dream House is a rocking, don't come and knock it. Like my Barb Barbie's head full-on escapades with my brother's G.I. Joe's. I even think He-Man got into the mix one time. Meadman was a player, for sure. Right? I thought so bad for Shebra. I always made them cheat on each other. There was always some kind of love triangle. I am so, all I did was cut my Barbie's hair.

Oh my God, I'm weird Barbie.

You are weird Barbie.

I never had like fun Barbie orgies.

Sorry.

Sorry.

This is the email.

So I have a sweet young daughter who is obsessed with her Barbies.

I love this for her and me because I too had a mild Barbie obsession when I was her age.

But lately, Barbie's world has gotten dot, not, not spicy.

Well, she is a grown woman.

Doing grown woman things.

Grown things.

The other day, I overheard her playing and quickly realized her Barbies weren't just having a tea party.

Nope.

They were doing it.

Like full on.

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