Her Dad Took Her Cast Off Too Early So She Wouldn’t Ruin Family Photos!
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🗓️ 12 May 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Since when did pride in your country become prejudice? |
| 0:04.4 | Our thoughts exactly. |
| 0:06.8 | The Telegraph. |
| 0:08.4 | We speak your mind. |
| 0:12.4 | The Birch Show. |
| 0:13.7 | What injury did your kids sustain right before an important family event |
| 0:18.8 | or maybe some really important photos that you were taking. |
| 0:21.6 | 1-855-Bert Show 855-2-37-8-7-4-6, Cassie's going to kick it off. |
| 0:28.7 | Of course, my daughter, Hazel, is at the age where she is, she's five, she has a scooter. |
| 0:34.1 | She wears a helmet, but like most kids, once they get comfortable doing something, |
| 0:38.5 | they are basically like, what can I do to hurt myself? What trick can I do? So she has started doing |
| 0:43.4 | scooter, which really just involve her hopping on the scooter or jumping off it with both feet. |
| 0:49.5 | But we're going along. We're on this Silver Comet Trail, which is like this paved path through the woods |
| 0:54.7 | where people bike and walk and jog. She's doing her tricks. And I'm like, who she's not going that |
| 0:59.4 | fast. And then I don't know what happens. Her foot catches and she literally flies over the front |
| 1:04.9 | of the handlebars. Now luckily she's wearing a helmet, but it kind of slipped up a little bit. And |
| 1:10.4 | not too much, but the handlebar was able to jammer in the head. |
| 1:13.7 | Like, she didn't hit the pavement, but it was the handlebar sticking up that got her in the |
| 1:17.8 | head and gave her a huge goose egg. |
| 1:21.9 | Like I'm talking like in a cartoon. |
| 1:24.5 | She stopped crying after like two minutes max, like was totally fine, but the remnants |
| 1:29.8 | of the goose egg remained and the bruise. And the worst part is we'd actually kept her home |
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