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Her Dad Gifted Her Golf Lessons To Get Her A MAN!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Her Dad gifted her golf lessons...not to work on her stroke, but to find her a MAN! Is that cute or creepy?

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0:00.0

You're on the Bert show.

0:03.0

So she's a bit offended by the gift that her dad got her for maybe the wrong reasons.

0:11.0

Emily is on the voice disguiser. Hey Emily good morning. Good morning. Oh no she's not on the voice

0:16.8

discizer. Amen. How are you today? I'm okay. Good. So tell us what's going on with

0:22.3

dead and the gift he hooked you up with?

0:25.0

Yeah, so I basically, I need some advice on a situation.

0:29.2

It's got me laughing, but it's also not me questioning my life choices.

0:34.0

I'm 28, I'm single, and my dad is convinced that the secret to finding a good successful man lies on the golf course.

0:47.0

Yeah, and he's decided that the best way for me to meet my future husband is to take up golf and he's even gone so far as to pay for my golf lessons just to make this happen.

1:00.4

Wow. Yeah. Oh.

1:03.0

Yeah.

1:04.0

Yeah, but like, look, here's the thing.

1:06.0

I love my dad so much and he's well meaning and he just wants the best for me.

1:11.5

I know that, but honestly honestly I'm not exactly excited to spend like

1:16.2

weekends pretending to care about like my golf swing and like you know I'm going to be

1:21.4

secretly rolling my eyes at the idea that like this is how I'm supposed to find love

1:26.7

And I just want to know like am I a bad daughter if I'm a no show in the golf lessons like if you know my dad's already shelled out the money

1:34.5

for it and I know he's coming from a good place but a part of me just wants to tell

1:39.4

him like dad I've got my love life under control and I don't need a golf club just to make this happen

1:46.0

But then there's a part of me that wonders maybe I should just suck it up humor him and see where it goes.

1:52.5

And who knows, maybe I'll meet someone

1:54.9

or at least I'll improve my short day.

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