Her Boyfriend Wants His Own Bedroom In Their Apartment!

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🗓️ 15 September 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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She was so excited to move in with her boyfriend! Not so excited when she learned he wants his OWN bedroom...would you be cool with that? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:07.0	She's a little turned off here.
1:09.0	A little turned off because she was all excited that she was about to move in with her boyfriend.
1:13.0	Except this dude is like, yeah, we can move in together.
1:16.0	I just don't want to sleep in the same room.
1:18.0	And that's kind of a bummer for her.
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