Her Boyfriend Hit On Her Identical Twin Before Meeting Her!
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🗓️ 21 July 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The birch show every now and then as a parent you have to remind yourself that you're smarter than your kids |
| 0:07.0 | And I got checkmated by an eighth grader or an eight-year-old last night. That's even better |
| 0:13.5 | Eight years old just checkmated me man. I had no answer either. I can't wait to hear this |
| 0:19.5 | So Eliza my stepdaughter |
| 0:22.5 | Eight years old we're going to New York City this weekend. My mom has dementia |
| 0:27.3 | Fell down, busted a hip. So we're I got to go to New York just to make sure she's doing okay |
| 0:32.8 | See what the situation is blah blah blah blah blah, but we thought let's make a weekend out of it. So |
| 0:38.4 | my fiance her daughter |
| 0:40.6 | Myself and my son are all going up there for like 48 hours and |
| 0:44.8 | in order to try to find activities for all of us we all like doing different things |
| 0:50.7 | So I'm trying to split the activities up. We are going to a New York Red Bulls |
| 0:56.9 | Soccer match with this hollessess thing. He loves soccer and |
| 1:01.0 | Eliza is super duper excited about going to the American Girl Doll Store |
| 1:06.3 | Which I've been talking about all week |
| 1:08.4 | Kristen mentioned to me yesterday. It's gonna be a great trip |
| 1:11.1 | But nobody in the house is gonna be able to eat for the next three weeks |
| 1:14.7 | Because it's gonna cost a lot of money. Your doll will have a house, but you won't |
| 1:18.3 | Right, so enjoy that |
| 1:20.3 | So Eliza's fired up about this and just very quickly. So she comes downstairs last night |
| 1:24.7 | Before her cheer camp and she's excitedly talking to me again about this American girl doll store right and she's like |
| 1:31.9 | I don't know if I want to do like the three-hour one or the four-hour one |
| 1:36.5 | Because there's three hours where we can get our hair done together and blah blah blah blah blah |
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