The Bert Show.

Abby was supposed to come in here this morning with Tales of a Wild weekend in Charleston.

I was so excited.

My mom and I are trying to start this new tradition where we try and do one girl's trip a year.

We did it last year in Napa, which was a blast.

I was like, oh my God, I never thought I'd go here.

But thank God I had my parents to take me there. Because, otherwise the closest I'm going to get to wine country is

like sampling wines at ABC Wine or whatever. But yeah, we were planning on doing another trip this

year and we were throwing out a couple of different locations. We thought about maybe going to

Sedona. We thought about maybe Cape Cod. We thought about maybe doing like a wild weekend in Austin.

We threw out a bunch of different locations.

You guys should do that thing I've seen girls do for girls' trips where they put a bunch of ideas.

Like each one of the girls on the girls trip puts the idea on a piece of paper, falls it up, and puts it in a hat.

And they all draw out the locations but each one you draw out is a place you're not

going and the very last destination left in the giant rimmed sun hat is where you get to go that's so

fun so we'll have to do it next year probably so we were going to go to sidona and we were making

plans for that but then my mom apparently has a very busy social calendar

because then it just came down to one weekend that was going to work for the both of us.

She goes, you know, I'm busy this weekend because I have a wedding and I'm busy this weekend.

I'm going to see your brother. I'm busy this weekend because we're going to the BVI.

And I'm like, well, dang, you are doing way more fun things than I am. So we settled on maybe a shorter weekend trip. We're like maybe we'll do Sedona next year.

That looks like a lot of fun.

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