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🗓️ 24 June 2025
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Comedian and musician Henry Phillips (https://henryphillips.com/) stops by as Daniel describes why a pool in a luxury New York City condo has been pooped in, Jason explains how a man tried to sneak an invasive species of turtle through airport security in his pants, and Randy warns against getting shot by your dog in your sleep, and so much more!
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0:00.0 | Dan and Rand and Jay will share |
0:05.7 | Tales of folk so unaware they lack in grace and sometimes choose |
0:09.6 | The life they choose will make the news |
0:11.7 | Breaking down each epic fail in Florida |
0:14.4 | There's half-rice bail I'm happy to say they |
0:17.6 | Couldn't make this up |
0:20.0 | So listen to our podcast band with co-host our man Dan. |
0:24.9 | Bender, don't be a jerk because when the music, it's the funny hits and we are going to take you down. |
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1:12.2 | C-Sight for complete details. Hey details Hey Taddies welcome to another episode of Dumb people town population new population phillips |
1:19.2 | Henry Phillips welcome to the show dude good to be here it's so good to see you we hung out |
1:24.7 | after spending time in St. Louis with you and on the golf course with you, we get you in the podcast studio. |
1:30.4 | And I'm so happy you're here with your fresh new kicks, which look amazing. |
1:34.1 | Yeah. |
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