Brooks Wheelan - Poop Not Punch

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Comedian, writer, and podcaster Brooks Wheelan (Alive In Alaska) stops by as Jason goes over the list of items left in Ubers, Daniel explains a senior prank that get out of hand at a Texas high school, and Randy warns against pooping on cars (pretty simple honestly), and so much more!

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0:00.0	Dan and Rand and Jay will share
0:05.7	Tales of folk so unaware they lack in grace and sometimes choose
0:09.6	The life they choose will make the new
0:11.6	Breaking down each epic fail in Florida there's half-rise mail
0:15.6	I'm happy to say they couldn't make this up
0:20.0	So listen to our podcast band with co-host our man Dan.
0:24.9	Bander, don't be a jerk.
0:27.1	Because when the music, it's the funny hits and we are going to take you down.
0:32.4	Stick around.
0:33.6	Make a sound hunger down is Dump People Town.
0:37.3	Hey Tadies, welcome to another episode of
0:39.7	Dumb People Town
0:41.8	Population.
0:42.8	Population, Wheelan.
0:43.9	Brooks Wheelan.
0:44.5	Thank you.
0:45.2	This is how you know he's already in it.
0:46.6	He just started chanting,
0:48.0	like, dumb people, and he's like,
0:50.3	I feel like I could see where we were headed.
0:52.6	No, you knew where it was going.
0:54.3	You knew where it was going. You knew where it was going.
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