You're on the Bert Show.

Time to get buzzed on the hot goss from home with Abby.

It's the Bert Show's entertainment bus.

This was a particularly tough Father's Day for me,

you know, because I was scrolling through Instagram and I got the horrible news that Henry

Cavill is going to be a father.

The love of our lives, me and Kristen, Henry Cavill, we love this man.

Not only do we have to face the terrible news that he's getting married some nepo baby

Now he's gonna have his own nepo baby.

So you had a legit shot up until this news came out.

Oh yeah, 100%. This closes the case for it.

Everyone knew this. Like me and Henry Cabell were basically like on the verge of being a thing.

You can see how when he was looking at you through Instagram, that you guys had a connection?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, those Facebook messages

where he was like, send me money

and I was like, not yet, not until we're dating.

I'm able to get past this.

I think so.

I don't think I am.

So the biggest travesty is is does he or does he not remain my my

fantasy or do I now have to replace him in said fantasy remember that long-winded

fantasy I gave?

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