To start off with, it's incredibly boring.

You basically take on the role of a driver of a coach bus going from Tucson, Arizona to Las Vegas, Nevada, and you drive a perfectly

straight stretch of road for eight hours at 45 miles an hour and all you encounter the entire time is a

slight list to the right in the bus so you have to constantly correct it back onto the road. Desert Bus.org.

Org. You see they are doing the world's most boring video game, the most boring video game ever created

called Desert Bus, and they are doing it without stop.

Desert Bus is part of a Sega CD compilation of games called Penanteller's

Smokin' Mirrors. Penanteller of course,

Magicians, now in Vegas, formerly in Broadway.

The very early 90s, we were working on a video game called Penanteller, Smoke, and Mirrors.

They have this whole philosophy that violence is entertaining.

And so, around this time you have various forces coming out against video games.

It's almost routine in popular games for players to engage in cannibalism.

At that time, Janet Reno was the bad guy.

And she was coming out and saying that the video games

that depicted fantasy violence were really, really bad and she said something,

which I don't remember, but something really stupid like there should be games that top people

real life skills.

So they said, you know what, we'll just make the most realistic game that we can.

You'd be the bus driver.

And there'd be nothing in the background but boring desert and the same stuff over and over again and you would it would

pull to one side so you didn't keep your hand on the joystick running it you'd'd run off the road. And then in your entire run from

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