Help There’s An STD On My Foot

Help I Sexted My Boss

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4.9 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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A late night delivery sends Jordan into full-blown panic, convinced disaster has struck William - while William is busy battling his very first proper hangover (to Jordan’s delight). This week’s dilemmas bring tales of STDs in the strangest places and a dog caught in the most awkward of intimate moments.

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0:00.0	This episode is sponsored by TV licensing.
0:02.4	William, I bet you can't wait for the Premier League launch.
0:04.3	Oh, I'm like a coiled spring.
0:05.9	I know.
0:06.5	We've had the women's euros this summer, which has been just absolutely fantastic,
0:10.4	but I'm not going to lie, I miss watching the Clarence on the telly.
0:13.5	Oh, well, they're coming back soon.
0:15.1	Yes, they are.
0:16.0	For the new season.
0:17.0	The new season.
0:17.9	And what league are the claret's in? The good one.
0:19.0	Which is... The premiership. Yeah. No, no, no. Premier League. Premier League. Not Premier League. Well, what's this premiership? What? Okay. It's so confusing. Well, very similar. Whilst you're yelling at the men in shorts, I will be enjoying something far more civilised. I'm completely obsessed with the Gilded Age.
0:20.2	It's on its third season.
0:21.2	Do you know it?
0:54.4	American... at the men in shorts, I will be enjoying something far more civilised. I'm completely obsessed with the Gilded Age. It's on its third season. Do you know it? American Downton? Same producers? Excellent. Gorgeous gowns, scandalous affairs. It's sort of like Downton, but obviously being America, it's all about money as opposed to class. It's phenomenal. It is all that we are watching. Series 3 is on Monday nights on Sky and we look forward to it every week. Yeah, I'll give it a go, but I think I'll stick to it our best because match of the day is back to. A TV licence covers you to watch all live TV channels, plus everything on BBC EyePlay. To find out more, go to tvl.com.uk slash pod.
1:11.7	This is a paid advert from BetterHelp. William, have you ever felt completely overwhelmed
1:16.3	like your brain just won't shut off? Oh, I mean, I think everyone has that nowadays. We're
1:20.6	completely bombarded constantly by notifications, endless messages, options, opinions.
1:26.7	It can be too much.
1:27.9	There's so much information coming at us at every direction that you can't think straight.
1:33.1	And even simple choices like what to eat or what to focus on can become very overwhelming.
1:39.4	You just end up stuck, frozen like your brain's constantly buffering.
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