Help! My Waymo Just Committed A Felony! | Not Today, Pal

Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler

YMH Studios

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 966 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:00.0	Not today, Kyle.
0:02.0	Come home.
0:03.0	What's up and had one of the time?
0:05.0	This is a reprace, a million dollars.
0:08.0	Let's say...
0:10.0	For me.
0:12.0	Your...
0:13.0	Let's call it a game show, whatever it is.
0:16.0	You find out that it's you against two other people.
0:19.0	The prize is a million dollars. Let's say me.
0:23.7	For me? Well, no, no, no. It's for you. Yeah, of course, for you. Now, you reach into a hat, let's say,
0:30.2	and there's three amounts in there. So we could say a million zero zero or how, what would
0:36.7	you want the amount to be? So if it's, if it's zero or how what would you want the amount to be so if it's if it's
0:39.4	a total random would you rather a one in three chance of picking a million dollars or would you
0:44.8	rather it be like everybody just let's all just take 333,000 and walk away or would you rather
0:50.9	like let's have one person get 800,000 and then the other two could just get 100,000?
0:55.5	What would you want to be?
0:56.7	Why do I have to decide this?
0:57.9	Because we do a podcast and I come up with stupid questions and you come up with answers.
1:03.9	Well, okay.
1:05.5	So the gamer in me wants it to be I would do 800
1:12.3	100 100 100
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