Dating Apps Are Completely Broken Now | Not Today, Pal

Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler

YMH Studios

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 966 Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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0:00.0	Not today, Kyle. Come home. What's up and had one of the time? It's a reference. You know what I'm there. Not today. Hi. How was New York? Oh, New York was good. It was really good. So great to be back there. Yeah. I was there for, I don't know, five days. Yeah. The longest time I've been there solo.
0:23.6	So it was nice.
0:24.6	It was really good.
0:25.2	A lot of just hotel resting time or what did you do?
0:27.7	Some hotel resting time.
0:28.9	I was on Long Island for a couple of days because I'm doing a film, hopefully this indie film next year.
0:36.3	And the writer-director wanted to do sort of a proof of
0:41.2	concept thing for the investors to see if like you know show them what a scene of the movie would
0:46.4	look like you know to raise more money so I got to do some acting with my Long Island accent
0:52.3	spend some time with my family,
0:55.0	and then I was in the city for a couple days.
0:58.0	So when you know that you have an upcoming acting with Long Island accent,
1:01.0	do you even think about it or you're like,
1:03.0	I show up on set, I just did it?
1:04.0	No, you know what was interesting was like a couple of days before.
1:08.0	I didn't even, I constantly have this awareness of my accent because first, when I
1:16.5	finished soprano, I really tried to rid myself of it because I was getting that feedback
1:21.7	in auditions.
1:22.6	Like her New York accent's like crazy.
1:25.1	So I was trying to now consciously drop that and it just felt so relaxing to like not talk
1:32.7	like that and like talk more like this and like sit with my family and be like yeah,
1:37.2	yeah.
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