On today's episode of Help I Sexed My Boss, Jordan's got a very interesting new Christmas present.

We reveal our predictions for 2026. And Jordan needs a new haircut. Oh, cheers. I said it.

Are we putting that in the trailer? Yeah. None taken.

Hello and welcome to Help I Sexted My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas, like, how long is too long to leave your tree up after Christmas? Have you put yours down yet? Oh, I put mine down on the second. Okay. But technically it's today it's meant to go down, isn't it? It is, yes.

It is quite nice.

And when is it appropriate to start thinking about re-gifting presents that don't quite fit your vibe? Like Link's Africa. And what should you do if you've accidentally sexed your bus? But we're not usual like any answer. Are we? William Hansen, the UK's leading etiquette expert. No, we're not. Jordan North, Capital Breakfast Show host. I'm more New Year, New Me, you're more same old, same old. Oh, you know it. You know that. Same old me. I've, yeah. I have given up smoking. You've given up smoking. Can I just credit that to Jess as well? Sorry. Well, thank you, Jess, for that. So I've gone five days. We're out of Fag.

But I've only had two in five days. Okay. Which isn't, which isn't bad, is it? Yeah. And how, just for some context, how many would you normally have in a day? Terrible, honestly, awful habit. And I'm, I guess, I know, terrific. I cannot say this enough to anyone listening and this it's the worst thing

ever did

start smoking

I usually have about six or seven a day. Okay. So you've now gone from six or seven to zero. Yeah. And I had my first two today at the time of recording. You had your first? Yeah, I was really stressed and anxious about being back on air.

So hang on. So you are now smoking? No, no, no. I've only had two today, but I've stopped. Well, you haven't stopped because you've had two today. No, no, no, but I'm stopping for new year, but I didn't want to go in cult turkey because I always have one. I always have one before I go on air. and if you read Alan Carr's book, not

hang out of you, man, Alan Carr, the other Alan Carr.

Like, you've got, like...

Which Jonathan Vernon Smith gave you.

Yeah, you can't just go cold turkey. So the ones, like, in the book and stuff, and if you've read it, you know, you're routine. So, okay. I have one just before a show. Yes. Yeah. And I had one just after the bond game. Right. Right. Yeah. But I had one just before the show today and after the bond game, but I had one just after the Bond game. Right. Right?

Yeah.

But I had one just before the show today and after the Bond game, but I didn't have one when coming here. I usually have one when I get straight off the tube. Well, what do you want to do? I'm breaking the route. Well, yeah, I'm quite smoking. Well, done. Slowly. Absolutely gasping for one right now. because it's all part of you,

like if you read this book and stuff,

it's all part of your routine

getting out of it.

Gosh.

Okay.

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