Hello!

And welcome to very amusing, your one-stop shop for the story's secrets and shenanigans

of a popcorn-fueled theme park journalist.

I'm Curly Wiseau, and as you probably know by now, I'm pregnant!

I made my own tiny theme park fan and cannot wait to bring them along on this wild ride.

Literally.

As Adam, one of my wonderful Facebook, Fomely moderators and a few others have mentioned,

it is a Shrek Semper Miracle, even if that's not how timing works, but we're gonna take it.

We're gonna take it as a Shrek Semper Miracle.

Now, I'm bringing this up not to...I was gonna say Glow, but it's not Glow, it's not Glowting.

There's something that's like fun and so offy about this.

I wanted to bring it up because obviously it will be affecting very new things release schedule.

Naturally, as I will be going on maternity leave in the spring.

It's also very weird to be your own boss and tell yourself you're going on maternity leave,

but that's a whole other thing.

The good news is that I will definitely be able to cover the new nighttime shows at Disneyland Resort,

the opening of Mickey and Minis Run Away Railway, and if they stick to that early 2023 date as promised,

most likely give you all the advice you need for a successful day at Super Nintendo World at Universal Studios Hollywood.

The bad news?

That toontown reopening in early March ain't gonna happen, as well as Tron, for the most part,

is likely going to be on the chopping block as well since it is a flight away,

and I don't think I will be ready in time to do that.

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