Good morning from hell. I'm Chris and I died recently and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast

where I interview everyone in hell with my co-host who is currently running against his brother, Satan, for President of Hell.

Uh, it's Clayton.

Yeah. Clayton, what are you, what is that? What are you doing?

Oh, this, oh man. Yeah, I got this new keyboard. This new KCO keyboard. I got it. Well, it's not new. I got it at a garage sale down the street. Yeah.

I bought it from some stupid musician. I can't remember what his name was. So like, David Lee, oh, there's something I can't remember.

Anyways, I got this sweet keyboard thing and I was thinking, Chris, yeah, we should start a synthesizer band. A synthesizer band.

Uh, huh. You get it? Yeah, yeah. Maybe this might be a better, kind of like solo project for you, I think.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I need you on stage with me. And then you can run the pyrotechnics.

You can play cowbell, tambourine, other worthless shit that doesn't require talent. I leave all of that in your hands.

My very capable cowbell hands. That's right. And I'm going to do all these keys because I didle so good. I actually wrote a song to hear my song. Okay. All right. Let me boot it up. Here we go. My name is Clayton. That is my name.

I wrote this song. It puts other songs to shame. I run a podcast with this boy, Chris. Don't get too close. His breath smells like piss. The Claytonics.

Do, do, do. The Claytonics. And then the rest of the song I'm just saying, the Claytonics. Oh, the Claytonics. Yeah, yeah. No, I got it. I got it. One, two, three together. Here we go. One, two. The Claytonics.

You didn't see it. You hear it? No, no. I was going for like an echo thing. The Claytonics. The Claytonics. You're not, we're not in sync, Chris. We're not in sync. All right. The Claytonics.

Let's just start the fucking show. Okay. I just, I'm going to throw this keyboard. Fuck. I didn't, I wasn't ready for a performance. A light performance. I thought it was just a podcast.

Excuse me for trying to keep things fresh. All right. All right. We will do a reunion tour. The Claytonics. We'll bring him back. They'll come back.

Yeah, it's just like maybe in a week. Hey, yeah, yeah. That sounds good. Reunion tour. One week. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Get the old band back together. Call it South by South, South. Because we're in hell. So it's just all the way down. Yeah, yeah. That's not the way South works. But yeah. Okay. So I have a couple questions real quick from the audience from Madam Pong on the good morning from hell subreddit. Clayton, does Satan and the rest of hell's management get any formal leadership training?

Like seven habits of highly effective tortures? Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, Satan always makes sure that he has the best guys in the positions of leadership. All right. He wants hell running like a smoothly operated machine. So, you know, we actually go the full nine yards. And we send our guys to poison Ivy League schools.

Poison Ivy League school. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. The best the best down here. Yeah. We have we have yell. And we have barbard. That's a one barvert. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've heard it. I think we also have a Trump University and Trump University. That's right. It filled up on Earth, but it's going strong down here. I think maybe yeah, it fits better down here. It does. Yeah. So if you became president of hell, would you have a similar kind of training program or win? I become president of hell. And yes.

I'm going to have the highest bar exam. And then when I say that, I don't mean like the BAR. I mean, I'm going to throw three applicants into a room and put one bar of metal and then they have the one that survives wins. Okay. Yeah, yeah. It's a bar exam. Yeah. Okay. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of good changes coming your way if you vote for Clayton. Okay. And then there's a question from Jackman underscore MC on you.

You read it. I'm hoping I'm hoping this. I'm sure you Jackman, but I'm sure he's a listener. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Is there anything in hell that's better than up here on Earth? Oh, yeah. tons of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. Like what?

I got all you can eat licorice restaurants. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's actually when I really like because I as a licorice fan, that's the only improvement I've really found. Yeah.

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